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Story Title: shadows, sweet shadows (won’t you come for me)
Fandom(s): Ted Lasso
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,196
Summary: No matter how fast light travels, it finds that darkness has always gotten there first.

She’s been carved into his ribs since she told him her name under strobing clublights and there’s no spackle or sandpaper in the world that can fill them in again. )
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Story Title: Baseline
Fandom(s): Ted Lasso
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,113
Summary: Problems are like mushrooms, she’d told Phoebe. The longer you leave them in the dark, the bigger they get. Perhaps she should’ve taken her own advice.
Author’s Notes: Spec fic written before episode 4 aired.

If Jamie had come to her weeks, months even, after they’d broken up, contrite and honest and committed to change, she might’ve — well. She might’ve. )

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Story Title: Tightrope
Fandom(s): Ted Lasso
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,186
Summary: Alarmed, she takes in the blotchy pallor of his skin, the tight, brittle set of his mouth, his body wound taut as a string. It all combines to open up a black hole in the pit of her stomach — she’s seen a similar look on him before. It scared her a year and a half ago in Jamie’s stark white kitchen, and it scares her now.
Author’s Notes: Throwing my hat in the ring of fics dealing with the aftermath of Man City that we should’ve gotten but didn’t.

She plucks the phone from him and pokes him in the ribs. “Stop that. You are not fine. And you don’t have to be.” )

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Video Title: I’m Still Here
Fandom(s): Ted Lasso
Rating: G
Length: 3:13
Summary: How can they say I never change?
They’re the ones that stay the same
I’m the one now ’cause I’m still here




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Story Title: The Silent Saying and Saying
Fandom(s): Once Upon a Time
Rating: G
Word Count: 5,933
Summary: She didn’t plan on falling for him. In fact, between the trauma of losing Daniel and Robin and the whole he-looks-exactly-like-her-son’s-stepfather thing, the very notion was so preposterous as to not even occur to her. And then Alice shows up, and he almost dies, and things become a little less clear.
Author’s Notes: H/t to @spartanguard on Tumblr for this most excellent tattoo headcanon, and to @queen-mabs-revenge and @bleebug who (I think) originated most of the Mama Jones headcanons in this. Might at some point write parts of the other 10-plus years they spent together, but for now this is a standalone.

She doesn’t put the pieces together at first. )

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Story Title: inside the pocket of your ripped jeans
Fandom(s): The Vampire Diaries
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,510
Summary: 2,500 words of me throwing hands with TVD’s post-S5 depiction of Caroline and Tyler’s relationship. Inspired by this fic by @cbsnforeverandalways and this post by @zalrb.
Author’s Notes: This is what happens when you find out that one of your oldest OTPs was RUINED for an abusive fanservice ship. Then to make it even worse, the show just pretends Caroline and Tyler never meant anything to each other? Aboslutely ridiculous. I've been out of this fandom for nearly a decade but when I discovered this travesty I just had to write a fix-it fic. Well, it's not exactly a fix-it since it's still canon-compliant, but close enough. JUSTICE FOR FORWOOD.

She dreams of him, sometimes. )

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​Title: Trap, Crackle, Pop
Author: [livejournal.com profile] metamorphagi
Fandoms: The Hunger Games
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 24,606 [in progress]
Summary: They say not all of Finnick Odair came back from his Games five years ago. How fortunate that the Capitol loves him so much they ask him to mentor and entertain anyway.
Characters: Finnick/Annie, basically every victor prior to the 70th Games
Spoilers: All three books.
Author’s Notes: Inspired by a prompt that [livejournal.com profile] deathmallow gave to [livejournal.com profile] sabaceanbabe, who in turn let me run with it: Finnick is the slightly cracked one but still they make him mentor because the Capitol loves him so much. This could make Annie’s Games rather interesting.

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Story Title: Pas de deux
Fandom(s): A Song of Ice and Fire
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,618
Summary: Arthur Dayne wins the tourney at Harrenhal, and the court has a different scandal on their hands when he crowns Princess Elia the Queen of Love and Beauty.
Author’s Notes: Prompt is the summary, found here.

He’s not going to crown her. He’ll win the joust, because of course he will, but he won’t crown her. )
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Story Title: Hey Tomorrow
Fandom(s): A Song of Ice and Fire
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,800
Summary: Okay, so, maybe Arthur isn't the worst person ever. Not that Rhaenys is going to tell him that.
Author’s Notes: In the same verse as Same Auld Lang Syne.

Don’t make this a thing. You’re my get-out-of-jail-free card, that’s it. )
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Story Title: Between the Raindrops
Fandom(s): A Song of Ice and Fire
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,034
Summary: Elia, Rhaegar, and Rhaenys enjoy a day in the Water Gardens, with neither worry nor politics to trouble them.
Author’s Notes: For an anon on Tumblr, who prompted: "I wish you would write a fic where Elia just plays with Rhaenys and does nothing else. A peaceful fic where she just plays with her baby. Could be a typical day in Dragonstone or in the Water Gardens, perhaps Kingsguard or Rhaegar or Balerion joins them but no bad things, no worries. Elia is just happy."

‘You of all people should know Dorne doesn’t like Targaryens. I did warn you.’ )
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Story Title: Trap, Crackle, Pop
Chapter Title: Five
Fandom(s): The Hunger Games
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,707
Summary: They say not all of Finnick Odair came back from his Games five years ago. How fortunate that the Capitol loves him so much they ask him to mentor and entertain anyway.

“If you lose that, mind, my mother will have my head.” He means, Come back and be careful. )
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Story Title: Same Auld Lang Syne
Fandom(s): A Song of Ice and Fire
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,133
Summary: A chance meeting on Christmas Eve between former lovers leads to new hurts and old memories.
Author’s Notes: Written for Day 13 of gameofshipschallenges on Tumblr. Inspired by the Dan Fogelberg song by the same name, though with a more optimistic ending.

Somewhere along the line she went from helping rehab his torn ACL to being unable to remember a time when she wasn’t madly in love with him. )
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Story Title: When the West Wind Moves
Chapter Title: Rhaegar Targaryen
Fandom(s): A Song of Ice and Fire
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,743
Summary: Five people who loved Elia Martell in secret, and one who told her.

It is her name he says with his last breath, an apology that’s far too late. )
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Story Title: When the West Wind Moves
Chapter Title: Jaime Lannister
Fandom(s): A Song of Ice and Fire
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,061
Summary: Five people who loved Elia Martell in secret, and one who told her.

It is not illness he sees when he twirls her, nor weakness when she tilts her head back in laughter. )
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Story Title: When the West Wind Moves
Chapter Title: Baelor Hightower
Fandom(s): A Song of Ice and Fire
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,287
Summary: Five people who loved Elia Martell in secret, and one who told her.

By the fourth day, he is resolved to beseech his lord father for the engagement. )

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